Friday, November 20, 2009

Sex Addiction

No not me, I may suffer from a lack of, but, my thoughts have never been overwhelmed with pride that I may suffer from this rare diseases. The reason I bring up this subject is because I recently saw a show on T.V. that filled me with envy which was sadly expressed with laughter. It is a group of people ranging from celebrities to the average joe. They are checked into a clinic and given treatment. It is basically a betty ford clinic for the oversexed. During the show, one may feel sad for these individuals, of course those feeling sorrow are probably those with a great sex life or those that can obtain a human being with ease for sexual gratification or in some cases enough money to pay for what cannot be obtained for free. Unfortunately, I do not fall under any of the for mentioned situations. So I will sit and make jokes about these unfortunate souls that suffer from this "rare" disease.

Since I had nothing better to do at the time, I watched not only a full episode but sat there and watched the second episode. Which brings me to my thoughts about this show. First point, the physcologist of this show really tries to emphasize how rare this disease is, I get it, it's rare. I don't need a guy to pop up on the screen in a white lab coat behind a desk, who is charming good looking and rich every 10 min to tell the viewers how rare this is. It is rare because where I come from it usually has another name for it. Whore, Slut, Ho, Studs, womanizer, hustler, Johns, you get the point. Then I started to become sensitive and try to understand why it is so rare. Millions of people in the world and only a small percentage have come forward with and confessed that they suffer from this "rare" disease. And then it hit me! millions of people in the world and only a small percentage of them are rich, powerful and beautiful. No wonder why they describe this as being rare, if it happens to the poor ugly and fat the CDC would be using the media as a platform to inform America that an epidemic has hit in our backyards. The war against sex would begin! Scientists would try to find a vaccine that would suppress our animal mating instincts! Strip clubs would close, prohibition would take full effect. But, as we all know the GOV waging war against something would lead to a different outcome then winning the war it started. Hell in it's quest to find the anti-sex vaccine we might find the cure for cancer. In its efforts to oppress the people within its borders from great and fantasy like sex, we will manage to stop the steady flow of drugs from coming across our borders.

But that's not the case here. Of course drugs and alcohol play a role in some cases. Hell, had I not had a substance or two in my system I would have definitely not experienced some of the sexual acts I have encountered throughout the years. Naturally I wake the next day asking myself what the hell did I do, and forget it if someone else saw me. I would have to weasel my way out it like some of these guys on tv, "man i know what your thinking I'm not a whore, I'm a sex addict, I need help!" That's all it is, some of these women and some men have been poked and stuck by more cocks then a hen on a chicken ranch in one night. Get busted, hang there head in shame by the acts they committed and claim it is due to a sexual addiction!
Naw dumbass its probably the addiction to drugs or booze that leads you to radical and strange sexual acts, but, not an addiction to sex.

No my friends sex addict is a term the rich and beautiful made up so that they can feel better about themselves. Because everyone knows the rich and beautiful could never be considered Whore, Slut, Ho, Studs, womanizer, hustler, Johns, of course one doesn't have to posses both, being rich or beautiful will do. Let them fools go broke and see what reality show they appear on next..."The rich and famous suck dick for money"

I know it's a sensitive subject, i may have stepped on a few toes. But lets think for a minute. If your ugly the only problem with sex you might have is the lack of. If your fat then the only problem you might have with getting laid is dependent on the amount of alcohol the other person next to you had. If your broke the only problem with sex you might have is getting someone to sleep with your broke ass. What if one of the people you just described might have a sex addiction Jd150807? Well, I'd have to say they are full it, finding one person to fuck them is hard enough, I seriously doubt they can find several for it to be a problem. Sex addiction is a Rich persons disease its not an average persons problem. If a married average Joe claims to be a sex addict, they are full of shit too. They are just tired of fucking you and got busted.

When I hear sex addict, I want to hear that the person had to check themselves into the ER with lacerations to there genitals, because, they couldn't stop masturbating. When asked why they didn't use a high end lubricant. I want the response to be that they were to embarrassed to go back to the adult store because they were just in there this morning and bought 6 of the finest bottles. Then when asked why they masturbated so much, i want to hear that there sexual partners no longer wanted to have sex because they were experiencing health problems concerning there back, legs, knees, and genital areas. When the doctor looks at him with a concerned look and then asks "were you under the influence of illegal or legal drugs at the time?" I want to see him look down in shame and say "no".

"hello everyone, my name is Jacob and I'm addicted to midget porn, heat soothing lotions, over sized condoms,cheap booze, and thinking outside the idiot box!"

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